Reboot: Day 2/5 ; Post 3/3
I’ve mentioned before that my dog Panda enjoys using me as a leverage point when she’s having her bedtime “indestructible” bone product testing. I figure she’s brushing her teeth, good girl. Takes me about 3 minutes, her about 30. She’s very thorough. In the past her technique was localized to my ribs. I’m the human mortar to her canine pestle, and she is VERY determined to make a well ground pesto. I started using the tools at hand and superior intellect to remedy the pain. I used my thumbs, grabbed a pillow, and lodged it between us. I’m brilliant..ha ha! Well, she changed her approach in order to use my actual flesh as the point of attack. Now she starts on the ribs, moves to some stomach action, migrates to shoulder region. So…again I employed my mad skillz to remedy. I’ve been surrounding myself in a cocoon of pillows. I hope to wake up one morning with a set of awesome wings, but it hasn’t happened yet. Fingers crossed. She still seems to find a weakness in my pillow armor, though. I’ve been looking online at those padded Sumo suits people wear to attack one another. I may make one of those my new set of pajamas.