Scene:
It’s dark. There’s a warm and inviting smell that permeates the air. A noise, “step…fwip-slap, step….fwip-slap”. Suddenly there’s light.
JaVanna: “Good Morning, Shawn!”
Shawn: “Blaaaah grrrrrrr raaarrreerr.”
The barely recognizable human with one sock halfway on reaches for a coffee mug while simultaneously scratching.
JaVanna: “Go ahead, Love. Get the big mug, you look like you need it.”
Shawn: “Grunt.”
The pygmy Sasquatch grabs the big mug and pours himself a serving of the magical elixir. He takes a drink. Instantly he’s transformed in to a person, with personality. He reaches down and pulls up his sock.
Shawn: “Hello Darkness, my old Friend.”
JaVanna: “I own you.”
Shawn: “I know.”
~The End~
Credits
– Starring Organic Sumatra as JaVanna
– Starring Mojoshawn as Shawn
– Story by Mojoshawn
– Screenplay by Mojoshawn
– Special Effects by Industrial Light and Magic
– Key Grip was Mojoshawn
– Produced by Mojoshawn
– Directed by Martin Scorcece
Wow, that’s sure to win an Oscar!!!!
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*fingers crossed*
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… know ye that this warrior is in tears before his computer screen! This is absolutely priceless… Martin Scorsese, huh? cool.
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LOL! Thanks, K’lee.
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Ooooh organic Sumatra…my favorite ☺ i nominated you for a Photo challenge http://wp.me/p5krRh-xS wanna have a go at it?
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I don’t really have time for that right now, but I would be interested in the future. Thanks for thinking of me, Julia!
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You’re most welcome Shawn. You can do it anytime, there’s no rush ☺
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You’re sure a nut lol. I love it!
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Thanks! 🙂
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You are very welcome 🙂
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