My Coffee Screenplay…

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“DRINK!!!”

Scene:

It’s dark.  There’s a warm and inviting smell that permeates the air.  A noise, “step…fwip-slap, step….fwip-slap”.  Suddenly there’s light.

JaVanna:  “Good Morning, Shawn!”

Shawn:  “Blaaaah grrrrrrr raaarrreerr.”

The barely recognizable human with one sock halfway on reaches for a coffee mug while simultaneously scratching.

JaVanna:  “Go ahead, Love.  Get the big mug, you look like you need it.”

Shawn:  “Grunt.”

The pygmy Sasquatch grabs the big mug and pours himself a serving of the magical elixir. He takes a drink. Instantly he’s transformed in to a person, with personality.  He reaches down and pulls up his sock.

Shawn:  “Hello Darkness, my old Friend.”

JaVanna:  “I own you.”

Shawn:  “I know.”

~The End~

Credits

– Starring Organic Sumatra as JaVanna

– Starring Mojoshawn as Shawn

– Story by Mojoshawn

– Screenplay by Mojoshawn

– Special Effects by Industrial Light and Magic

– Key Grip was Mojoshawn

– Produced by Mojoshawn

– Directed by Martin Scorcece