It’s dark. There’s a warm and inviting smell that permeates the air. A noise, “step…fwip-slap, step….fwip-slap”. Suddenly there’s light.
JaVanna: “Good Morning, Shawn!”
Shawn: “Blaaaah grrrrrrr raaarrreerr.”
The barely recognizable human with one sock halfway on reaches for a coffee mug while simultaneously scratching.
JaVanna: “Go ahead, Love. Get the big mug, you look like you need it.”
The pygmy Sasquatch grabs the big mug and pours himself a serving of the magical elixir. He takes a drink. Instantly he’s transformed in to a person, with personality. He reaches down and pulls up his sock.
Shawn: “Hello Darkness, my old Friend.”
JaVanna: “I own you.”
Shawn: “I know.”
– Starring Organic Sumatra as JaVanna
– Starring Mojoshawn as Shawn
– Story by Mojoshawn
– Screenplay by Mojoshawn
– Special Effects by Industrial Light and Magic
– Key Grip was Mojoshawn
– Produced by Mojoshawn
– Directed by Martin Scorcece