My Coffee Screenplay…


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“DRINK!!!”

Scene:

It’s dark.  There’s a warm and inviting smell that permeates the air.  A noise, “step…fwip-slap, step….fwip-slap”.  Suddenly there’s light.

JaVanna:  “Good Morning, Shawn!”

Shawn:  “Blaaaah grrrrrrr raaarrreerr.”

The barely recognizable human with one sock halfway on reaches for a coffee mug while simultaneously scratching.

JaVanna:  “Go ahead, Love.  Get the big mug, you look like you need it.”

Shawn:  “Grunt.”

The pygmy Sasquatch grabs the big mug and pours himself a serving of the magical elixir. He takes a drink. Instantly he’s transformed in to a person, with personality.  He reaches down and pulls up his sock.

Shawn:  “Hello Darkness, my old Friend.”

JaVanna:  “I own you.”

Shawn:  “I know.”

~The End~

Credits

Starring Organic Sumatra as JaVanna

Starring Mojoshawn as Shawn

Story by Mojoshawn

Screenplay by Mojoshawn

Special Effects by Industrial Light and Magic

Key Grip was Mojoshawn

Produced by Mojoshawn

Directed by Martin Scorcece

10 comments on “My Coffee Screenplay…

  1. Wow, that’s sure to win an Oscar!!!!

    Liked by 1 person

  2. K'lee L. says:

    … know ye that this warrior is in tears before his computer screen! This is absolutely priceless… Martin Scorsese, huh? cool.

    Liked by 1 person

  3. Julia Manuel says:

    Ooooh organic Sumatra…my favorite ☺ i nominated you for a Photo challenge http://wp.me/p5krRh-xS wanna have a go at it?

    Liked by 1 person

  4. You’re sure a nut lol. I love it!

    Liked by 2 people

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